Aren’t sirens all charming and sexy in your imagination Yeah, of course, the word “siren” is definitely defined as this kind of image. Well, today I’d like to tell you a different story about a different siren, a fat one.

　　“Are we cruel to eat human beings” Asked Sarah.

　　“No. Human beings are cunning and heartless. They don’t deserve our sympathy, dear.”

　　“Oh, Sarah, are you still eating that guy Why can’t you finish eating the flesh with the most fresh and tender part and just be satisfied You know what You will become a very very fat one and will loose your charm to seduce a man. Oh, God. Can’t you please stop gobbling like a really really hungry Ghoul when I am reminding you with your possible miserable future”

　　“Oh, yeah. My dear sister Susan. But it tastes so good that I can’t stop. I will not get fat. Remember We are sirens. How can a siren be fat Oh, that will never happen to me.”

　　“Oh, Sarah. Believe me. You will be the first one in history.”

　　“First what”

　　“A fat siren in history, the first. Haven’t you listened to what I was talking”

　　“Oh, you are really good at joking. I don’t think I will become the miserable one in your mouth. I’m pretty sure it won’t happen.”

　　Sister Susan quit.

　　Three months passed by and here came the first fat siren in history, our lovely and adorable young Sarah.

　　“Oh, look at you. You look like a gorgeous fat tire under the hovercraft. How can you be so slackened as to become so damn fat Believe me, you will not attract any guy to be your food and will starve to death. I will not share my meat to you for it’s a shame to receive meat from other sirens.”

　　“Oh, please don’t say it. I still can’t accept this reality. By the way, I’m hungry now. I need to eat one guy. I need to wait on the reef for my food. I will try my best to sing to get my meal. Let’s see what will happen. See you later.”

　　Sister Susan shook her head and sighed. “Oh, poor sister. I can imagine what will happen later. You won’t get anything but humiliation.”

　　Yes, truly, Sarah didn’t loose her beautiful voice and did attract one guy, a young human being. However, once the guy rowed towards her and the moment he saw her, he became frightened and escaped immediately. “How can such a beautiful voice come from such a fatty I don’t understand. I thought I may have been able to have a chance to see the lovely mermaid in the fairy tale. Oh, damn shit. What bad luck.”

　　“Wait! Don’t you like my voice” Sarah shouted to the young man.

　　“For your voice, yeah, it’s definitely gift from God. But for your shape, Ma’am, sorry. But to be honest, If you want to eat me, I will accept it unwillingly. I would rather die for meal of the figure that match the voice.”

　　“I used to be. If you met me earlier, I mean, three months ago, you will accept to be my meal willingly.”

　　“Oh, my God. So siren does exist Please give me a chance to let me go. OK. Let’s make an appointment here. Listen, I will visit here again three month later. If you become the ideal one matching your voice, I will be so glad to be eaten by you.” Of course, this young man was lying but our lovely and adorable Sarah bought it.

　　“Okay, dealt. Please keep your promise!”

　　Sarah went back and began to do exercise.

　　“Sarah. How stupid you are to believe what he said. It’s definitely a lie. I will not share my food to you.”

　　“Oh, dear sister Susan, you don’t have to. I will loose weight soon. I decide to be on a diet.”

　　“Ha! Please don’t think I am looking down upon your ambition. But I do look down upon your self-control ability and your desire for food. We are born to live for food.”

　　“Yeah, You are right, my sister Susan. Please leave the minimum volume of your food to me. I will take that shame from you. You will not take care me for long, I promise.”

　　“How can you be so degenerated as to become a shameless siren. What will other sirens think of you”

　　“A shameless siren. That’s all. I think I can handle it.”

　　Sister Susan agreed to leave food for Sarah.

　　Oh, yeah, surely, all other sirens who had heard of this were laughing at Sarah. They thought Sarah was so careless and foolish to be fat and so ignorant to believe a human being. Sarah didn’t know at first why she believed that human being but now as time passing by, she thought she was falling in love with the young man. Yes, dieting worked. Also shame of being a beggar siren hurt her. However, she could handle it. After three month, she regained her slim and charming body shape. She was waiting on the same reef day by day, month by month. But, surely, she failed to meet the same guy.

　　“I want to find him.”

　　“What Are you crazy”

　　“I know the witch Ursula has the potion to let me get one pair of legs of human being.”

　　“Are your out of your mind You are saying, to me, like you are falling in love with this guy. Oh, Jesus. The worst part comes. This is for what stupid mermaid will do, not you, a siren. We seduce human being to be our dinner, not lover.”

　　“I just want to make sure he still remembers our appointment.”

　　“Oh, human beings, especially male ones, are all cunning and heartless. Besides, you don’t even know him. What kind of person he is Whether he loves you or not You are loosing your mind. Believe me, you will be disappointed and heart-broken. Please give up this intention.”

　　“Oh, please, my dear sister Susan. Please.”

　　“You will turn to bubble at last, like what was written in the fairy tale.”

　　“I want to see him and know what’s going on with him. I will never rest if this wish can’t come true.”

　　Susan quit in persuading.

　　The witch gave Sarah the potion and smiled. “ I will take your chip later. I already got the beautiful voice from the poor mermaid, I need something new. You will turn back once you contact the sea water.”

　　“All right. Done.”

　　“Good luck, poor kid.”

　　“I will.”

　　Sarah met the guy but he was already married.

　　Sarah went to say hello to the guy but she was so beautiful that attracted the attention and admiration from the whole village men. Every male gathered around her and asked her what her name was and where she was from. Yeah, of course, the young guy was attracted to her appearance, too. But the young man’s wife stopped him to get close to see Sarah. Sarah didn’t mind this prevention from his wife. She just wanted to know whether the young man still remembered their appointment.

　　Sarah began to sing and the young man recognized the voice. He became frightened and shouted loudly:”Run! Everybody run! Just run! She is a siren from the sea! I met her before. She is coming to eat me! No, no, no, not just me. It should be all of you! Oh, God.”

　　But nobody listened to the young man. They were deeply attracted by the beautiful voice.

　　Suddenly, Sarah stopped singing. She heard what the young man said and she was very upset. She went across the crowd and towards the young man.

　　“You broke your promise. How could you”

　　“So,,, Sorry” The young man was scared.

　　“No. I just want to figure out whether my sister Susan’s conception about human beings is correct.”

　　“Conception”

　　“That human beings are cunning and heartless. Well, I will eat you when you fall asleep at any night. Please be careful. Ha-ha!”

　　Sarah winked towards the men in the village and went back to the sea.

　　“So what will you take from me, witch Ursula”

　　“Oh, never mind.”

　　“What Why are you so nice to me We all know you are mean to the poor mermaid.”

　　“Oh, please don’t say that. I’m just a poor woman who can be jealous so as to want to get what she envies the most. Oh, all right, I admit I was a kind of mean to her. She chose a hard way: fell in love with a human being. But, what’s more, I need to figure out the value of love from her choice. She must prove the value and miracle of love to me. That love can overcome any difficulty in this world. I was waiting for it, the miracle. But she didn’t make it. And you came to me with the same requirement. Oh, for God’s sake, show me the value and miracle of love! I need it approved to feel delightful! Damn it. This time, I took nothing from you but you failed again. Damn it.”

　　“Sorry.”

　　“You are really a siren, my lady. You didn’t even shed tears for the guy.”

　　“No. I went to see him just to see what our usual conception on human beings are correct or not. That they are cunning and heartless. I love this guy and want to see what kind of person he is, as f-o-o-d. I am just curious about my f-o-o-d. That’s all.”

　　“Ha-ha! What a crazy and interesting siren. I find I’m some kind of liking you.”

　　“Thanks.”

　　Three months later, Sarah became fat again.

　　She chose diet after becoming fat and ate like hungry Ghoul till getting fat and repeated this way.

　　Now she is a fat siren lying on the reef and basking herself in the sun. The young man thereafter becomes insomnia every day.

　　“What a lovely day!” Sarah smiled.

　　The end.

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