場景：House, Wilson, Chase三人在網(wǎng)上相遇，閑聊。

　　Vicodin:
　　Is that House?
　　Vicodin:
　　I know it's you.
　　Vicodin:
　　Who else will use such a name?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ha, Jimmy.
　　Vicodin:
　　What？
　　God's middle finger:
　　How can you have time to go on to the internet? You should be with your wives.
　　Vicodin:
　　What are you doing here?
　　Vicodin:
　　Watching some dirty gay □□?
　　Vicodin:
　　BTW, my wives have nothing to do with you.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Not gay □□, lesbian □□.
　　Vicodin:
　　Come on, House. Why you watch Lesbian □□? You would not turn on by that.
　　God's middle finger:
　　I'm just curious.
　　Vicodin:
　　You are not watching poor Chase's dirty photos, are you?
　　Vicodin:
　　You are. You sick jerk!
　　God's middle finger:
　　How do you know? Oh, you understand me so well, Jimmy.
　　Vicodin:
　　I hate you, House.
　　God's middle finger:
　　That's because you love me.
　　Vicodin:
　　Where did you find those pictures?
　　Vicodin:
　　He didn't give them to you.
　　Vicodin:
　　Did you steal them?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh, actually he did. Don't you know he also loves me?
　　Vicodin:
　　I'm going.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Go to see your wives?
　　Vicodin:
　　No, I have a date,
　　Vicodin:
　　Which is none of your business.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Wow, my cute little Jimmy finally grew up. Daddy's so happy T_T
　　Vicodin:
　　And I warn you, how dare you eat my food again!
　　Vicodin:
　　I will sue you, I swear!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Come on, it’s your responsibility to support your old daddy, Jimmy.
　　Vicodin:
　　And it's my right to steal dad's new pet. BYE.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Wait, Wilson!!!
　　God's middle finger:
　　You are going to date Chase????
　　Vicodin:
　　What?
　　Vicodin:
　　Maybe.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Fine.
　　God's middle finger:
　　None of my business.
　　Vicodin:
　　That's it?
　　Vicodin:
　　Come on, House, I know you. Next you will force Robert to tell you every detail. Prefer you to come to me.
　　Vicodin:
　　So ask. I’ll wait.
　　God's middle finger:
　　You won't lie to me??
　　Vicodin:
　　Well...
　　Vicodin:
　　I'd like to say, old Wilson never lies...
　　Vicodin:
　　But...
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ha, if you don't lie, I will not eat vicodin any more.
　　Vicodin:
　　I change my mind. Maybe I should let you go after Chase. I’m sure you love him more. Bye House.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Hey, Wilson.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Why do you say that?
　　God's middle finger:
　　How can you be so sure?
　　Vicodin:
　　Well...
　　Vicodin:
　　How about instinct?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh...My dear Jimmy got his sixth sense...
　　Vicodin:
　　Obviously Jesus' boy doesn't lie. : p
　　God's middle finger:
　　But you are Jewish.
　　Vicodin:
　　I mean Robert!
　　Vicodin:
　　Don't fake.
　　God's middle finger:
　　So you can ask him the relationship between us, and he will tell the truth.
　　Vicodin:
　　Leave me alone, House
　　hotnight:
　　Hey guys.
　　Vicodin:
　　Hey, Robert, I'm gonna pick you up.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Chase??
　　hotnight:
　　What, is that House? Look at the name!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh...You guys all know me well...
　　Vicodin:
　　Sorry, Robert, I'm leaving now. I'll meet you in your place.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ok, tell me, Chase. Are you going to date Wilson???
　　hotnight:
　　Oh, you tell him, J?
　　Vicodin:
　　Sorry.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Are you guys...actually...being together???
　　Vicodin:
　　It's just a date.
　　hotnight:
　　It's just a date.
　　hotnight:
　　You dated Cameron too!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Really???
　　God's middle finger:
　　So...can I come???
　　Vicodin:
　　Noooooooooo!
　　God's middle finger:
　　It's not a date. I just had dinner with her!
　　hotnight:
　　Dinner movie sex, whatever.
　　Vicodin:
　　You can't be serious, House?
　　Vicodin:
　　I mean, it's a private night!
　　God's middle finger:
　　So, why tell me?
　　Vicodin:
　　My fault...
　　God's middle finger:
　　If it's private, you shouldn’t tell me, or you can tell me after you guys fucked each other!!!
　　Vicodin:
　　Whatever, you'll punch Robert and find out.
　　hotnight:
　　Can I say something?
　　hotnight:
　　Actually, I am a bottom. So technically it’s him who will fuck me.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh... Actually… He could be a bottom too...
　　hotnight:
　　How do you know?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Tell him, Jimmy.
　　Vicodin:
　　House！
　　God's middle finger:
　　What?
　　God's middle finger:
　　You want me to tell him???
　　hotnight:
　　You guys fucked, right?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh, I prefer to say "making love".
　　hotnight:
　　Are you guys kids?
　　hotnight:
　　Tell me, James.
　　Vicodin:
　　I don't want to talk about that.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Hey, I didn't force you to do that!
　　Vicodin:
　　Yeah, you didn't.
　　Vicodin:
　　Can I go now?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Of course not!
　　God's middle finger:
　　I want both of you, to stay here, and date with me!!!
　　Vicodin:
　　......
　　hotnight:
　　......
　　God's middle finger:
　　(Evil smile) you all know me well. I'm selfish and jealous.
　　Vicodin:
　　I already date you a thousand times, House.
　　hotnight:
　　That's not fair!
　　hotnight:
　　That's so not fair!!!
　　God's middle finger:
　　As you know, I'm greedy. And I'm the one who's always on the top!! Only me!!!
　　hotnight:
　　You only dated me once, James!
　　hotnight:
　　And you never date me, House!!!
　　hotnight:
　　Even Cameron dated you! But I never!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh, didn’t I? So let's date tonight!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Dinner movie sex, whatever.
　　Vicodin:
　　House, three people hang out together are not called DATE.
　　Vicodin:
　　It called THREE SOME!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ha, so it's not including you, James.
　　hotnight:
　　Go to hell, House!
　　God's middle finger:
　　I'm already there, James.
　　Vicodin:
　　Fine. How do you think, Robert?
　　hotnight:
　　If you cook, James.
　　Vicodin:
　　Well, I like making dinner, but cooking makes me tired.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ok, let's go out together. I'll pay.
　　hotnight:
　　You never pay, House!
　　Vicodin:
　　You still owe me several coffees and salad and lunch and dinner and… I can’t remember…
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh, did I?? Let me see....
　　Vicodin:
　　Of course you did!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Maybe...
　　God's middle finger:
　　So I'll pay this time!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Who wants to go?
　　hotnight:
　　Come on, James!
　　hotnight:
　　I'll do everything you want. I promise!
　　Vicodin:
　　How about you cook?
　　hotnight:
　　Noooooooooo Way!
　　hotnight:
　　I want to eat your food! Please, Jimmy, please please please?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh I'm sooooooo sad. No one cares about their old daddy. T_T
　　hotnight:
　　You don't make fabulous food anyways.
　　hotnight:
　　And I couldn't even be able to get closed to James' meal usually! You ate them all!
　　God's middle finger:
　　What? You date with him just because of his food???
　　Vicodin:
　　Am I a chef?!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Of course you are.
　　hotnight 說:
　　Nonono, you are absolutely hot! I can never deny you!
　　Vicodin:
　　You are the gorgeous one, Robert.
　　God's middle finger:
　　I'm sad. You have never said that to me...
　　Vicodin:
　　Fine. I'll cook. At your place, House?
　　God's middle finger:
　　:D 7 o'clock, I'll get the wine ready.
　　hotnight:
　　I'll bring champagne!
　　God's middle finger:
　　Ok. And the latest one has to blow me up!
　　Vicodin:
　　Shut up, House!
　　God's middle finger:
　　haha
　　Vicodin:
　　I won't do the blow thing tonight. Robert will do it.
　　hotnight:
　　Why me?!
　　God's middle finger:
　　I don't care, no matter whom.
　　Vicodin:
　　Because you just said you would do everything I want.
　　God's middle finger:
　　One of you has to do that. Toss a coin.
　　Vicodin:
　　And by the way, you are prettier.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Poor little Chase...Come here, daddy hugs you...
　　God's middle finger:
　　Why are you so quiet, guys?
　　Vicodin:
　　We are preparing, House.
　　Vicodin:
　　And I am pretty sure Robert is doing his hair.
　　hotnight:
　　I'm not!
　　Vicodin:
　　Yes you are.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Anyway, I'll see you at 7.
　　God's middle finger:
　　By the way, I love your hair, Bob.
　　Vicodin:
　　Everybody loves your hair, honey.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Oh he left.
　　Vicodin:
　　Poor boy.
　　God's middle finger:
　　I'll be fond of him.
　　Vicodin:
　　I guess your fridge has nothing in it, right?
　　God's middle finger:
　　Wrong.
　　Vicodin:
　　You lie.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Not this time, I have a bottle of wine.
　　God's middle finger:
　　And at least I have some ice.
　　Vicodin:
　　So you just have fun with your sweet little puppy, I got to go shopping.
　　Vicodin:
　　You ruined my night, you bastard.
　　God's middle finger:
　　Hey Wilson.
　　Vicodin:
　　What?
　　God's middle finger:
　　I love Vicodin.
　　Vicodin:
　　You are so addicted.

　　The End.

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